Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Bob, Jimmy And the Cookies & Cream Kidnapping - Written by Matt Purbrick & Bruno Willis


Bob and Jim walked across the muddy broken foot path towards the diary as they reached it they marvelled at the broken windows and the smelly gutters . Inside they gave 20c to the random guy standing at the counter that guy was probably trying to rob the place as Bob and Jimmy stepped out of the shop and liked there rather mouldy and mysteriously lumpy ice cream but then a terrible scream hit the air because Jimmy had cut his finger on some corrugated iron scarlet blobs of blood landed on the ice cream and were quickly gobbled up then bob noticed the van the van the van the van and the van then a man with rabies steeped out of the van the van the van the van and offered them some ice cream for five cents wow! Amazing! So they walked over - Jimmy’s blood still leaked everywhere over the foot path and his boots suddenly a brown hairy hand pulled them though the window and threw them in the back with about 4 other kids then a old grandpa stepped from the shadows now comes the revenge of Doc McDonald who didn’t have a farm then he jumped into the drivers seat and drove away laughing manically mean while Bob came up with a idea so clever you could write your name on it “lets make an ice cream bomb and strap it to the old "gramps” but one kid disagreed no that’s my dear old Grandpa you cant kill him so with out further adieu they blew him to Tim Buck Too where his rabies mutated with the fever and he died a terrible death.

The end

You idiot blew up my Grandad you fool!!

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